🐾 Est. by three dogs
The Pet Birthday Club
It is your dog's birthday, so you get the present. Show us a vet bill with their birthday on it and take 10% off your order.
Read this first: nothing we sell is for your animal
Everything in this shop is for adults only and must never be given to a dog, a cat, or any other animal. Kratom is not safe for pets. The Pet Birthday Club is a discount for you, the owner — a way of marking your animal's birthday. It is not a product for them and never will be.
If your animal has swallowed something they should not have, call your veterinarian, or the ASPCA Animal Poison Control Center at (888) 426-4435. Do not wait to see how it goes.
How it works
- 1Find a vet bill, an adoption record, or anything official with your pet's birthday on it.
- 2Check the Pet Birthday Club box when you place your order.
- 3Send the photo along — text it to David at (252) 253-9629 if that is easier.
- 410% comes off when David confirms your order. One per pet, per year.
Why a kratom shop has a pet discount
Because of three dogs, mostly. Reese, Bear and Bear Bear run this house, and David is outnumbered.
The club is dedicated to the Warren and Ballard families. Robin Warren has been a friend since the dog park. Pam Ballard is our best customer and she still sends Reese free treats every single month, unprompted, like it is nothing. That is the kind of thing we wanted to put on the website instead of a coupon banner.
David gives to local churches and animal causes here in New Bern. Not a marketing programme, and we are not going to quote you a number we cannot back up — it is just something that has been going on for a while and it is where this discount comes from.
“The righteous care for the needs of their animals.”Proverbs 12:10
If your pet has passed
Tell us their name and their birthday anyway. The discount still stands. We would rather celebrate them with you than act like it did not matter, because it did.